Bernie

Bernie is a chicken foodie. He thinks he is a dragon.

Quotes
"'Ba-caw! I'm a regular here. Did you know that chickens and dragons are related? We are both descendants of dinosaurs! As a part-time dragon, I need to hoard up on gems. That said, I need to hoard up on tea, too. From what I understand, bears are indifferent to tea. I also need to figure out security for my dragon cave. If only I could breathe fire... Ba-caw!'"