Mr. Eagle

Mr. Eagle is a political comrade.

Quotes
"'If you can read this, please press A to advance. Good, Mousey! That's how you talk. Now that's out of the way, I have some bad news... We're in a state of emergency!! The President's birthday party is tonight... ...but the Republicanines and Democats can't agree on anything! You and I are the only Independents here. We have to do something! ...even if the President is a Libeartarian. So here's what we're going to need for the party:""1. A main course meal.""2. A tasty beverage of some sort.""3. Some snacks to tide us all over.""4. Dessert. This is really important.""5. We have to have decorations.""6. Some form of entertainment would be great.""7. No birthday party's complete without gifts.""8. A guest of honor.""I'll tide over Congresswhile you're out. When you have everything, come see me again. Oh yeah, you can hold SPACE to run if you so desire. Remember: you're our only hope! Ca-caw!'""'Looks like you have everything we need! If you're not done yet, walk away now. Otherwise, press A and we will prepare everything!'"