Jawnathan

Jawnathan is a shark. He hates his stupid name.

Quotes
"'A long time ago I starred in a movie. Except the part I played wasn't too nice... It was stereotypical shark casting, y'know? Look at me, though. I'm a vegetarian! Yet despite this, my legal name is Jawnathan... You're a lawyer, right? Please help me. Oh, you're more a politician than a lawyer... A politician organizing a birthday party for the President? How neat! I went to the same school as her, actually. She wasn't a big consumer of meats, either. I guess I can show up tonight and surprise my old friend. Haha! Now I'm really excited to see her again! Thanks, little friend. You've improved my day!'"