Boa

Boa is a conspiracy theorist. He's critical of authority.

Quotes
"'The manager keeps making those horrible jokes. But look at me? I keep shopping here. You ask why? Because it's the only place to do so. How is this possible if monopolies are illegal? It's because the government isn't in control. Do you know who is in control? Are you sure you want to know? ... .... ..... Cthulhu.'"