Harold McCormick

Harold McCormick is a tortoise. He's wealthier than Congress!

Morning
"'Hark! What brings such a rapscallion hither? Doest thou perchance present a plethora of petunias? Or maybe a medley of marigolds? I am a humble being of nature. To be swept in a sea of sunflowers... ...that is my truest of desires. And should you possess sunflowers... ... then be sure to communicate with me once more.'""'In my old age, I have seen many flowers. But none are more beautiful than the Lily of the Valley. A single peek at its majesty is all one needs. It is a flower that evokes the strongest of emotions. Even the most hardened of animals are brought to tears. And yet, it oft dies before reaching full maturity... An island water is needed to truly cultivate its growth. Perhaps one day, many lilies will blossom. You may be too young to understand this... ...but for us old-timers... ...it is all we truly have left.'"

Evening
"'Hark! What brings such a rapscallion hither? Doest thou perchance present a plethora of petunias? Or maybe a medley of marigolds? I am a humble being of nature. And I haven't the time to entertain you. So begone with you! Disturb me not! I haven't the time for camaraderie.'"