Geoff

Geoff is a goat milk evangelist. He really, really likes milk.

Morning
"'You look busy. Are you busy? Oh, so you are busy! Hi, Busy! I'm Geoff! Ha ha ha ha ha!'"

Evening
"'I see you have taken an interest in milk. This is a good day! Lilia also seems to like my milk, strangely enough. She and I go way back. How way back, exactly? Wayer back than you entire life! Ha ha ha ha ha! She has a real soft spot for pears, did you know? Sometimes I catch her ripping pears off of these trees. Though as of late, she's been refusing pears. I wonder if she wants them in a certain way? How absolutely pearrible! What a peary situation! Completely empearrassing! Ha ha ha ha ha!"